Monday, October 25, 2010

POmPuAn....

kah kah kah..xsangka aku taip pasal tajuk ni..well,dah aku ni laki,mesti r tertarik ngan pompuan kan..?normal la tu...

pompuan ni complicated kan..?aku ada baca note kwn aku kt facebook dia...pompuan ni ckp xserupa ngan ati...cuba la ckp terus terang..direct to the point...apa...?korang(pompuan) ingat kita orang(laki) ni semua memahami la?sori doe...terus terang,aku ni bkn jenis yg memahami...kah kah kah..klu nk jd awek aku,ayat xpyh la dalam2 sngt..smpai aku kne tafsir2....hahahaha....xmain r doe...

well,sebenarnya aku bkn nk ckp pasal menyelami hati seorang pompuan..(geli aku)...aku nk ckp psl aurat pompuan..(straight to the point kan..)..well,klu korang(pompuan) berminat nk taw ciri2 pompuan solehah,korang boleh la rujuk surah an-Nisa'...xpyh r korang nk pegi kt MPH,Popular bookstore,kinokuniya sebab nk cari buku ciri2 wanita solehah..dalam Quran dah ada dah..p,klu Quran pom korang xde,elok la pegi kedai2 tu skrang...tp aku xsure kinokuniya ada xjual Quran sbb aku xprnh smpai pom kt c2...hahaha...

well,korang(pompuan) pon taw aurat korang kan..?ke tak taw..?kita orang(laki) yang bukan mahram korang,just bleh lihat korang kt seluruh badan kecuali muka dan tapak tangan...apsal plik je ayat ni..?ooppss...sori..clap..hahaha...kita orang XBLEH lihat korang,kecuali muka dan tapak tangan..tu pon klu ada keperluan...see,aku pon taw aku xbleh tngk korang..yg korang saje2 tayang free kt aku apsal...aku xbleh tngk r...klu bleh,mmg nk(normal la kan,laki nk tngk pompuan)..tp xbleh..korang paham x..?xbleh....so,pndai2 la korang tutup aurat korang tu...!!!

jngn la plak antara korang(pompuan) ckp aku ni bias...xcrita pon pasal aurat laki...well,cuba korang bayangkan kt dalam komuter,ada laki yang bukak baju,ada korang nk tengok laki tu..?xde kan...semua bajet control ayu...buat2 xnmpk...bisik2 ngan kwn2..pastu gelak2...

pastu korang bayangkan plak ada pompuan yang bukak baju dalam komuter...agaknya apa akan jadi..?hahahaha..korang pon taw kan..memang xkuar r pompuan tu..sapa suh bangang sangat bukak baju dlm komuter...xde tmpt lain ke...?

see,itu bezanya kita orang ngan korang..korang,walau xlawa,xcute macam mana pon,korang tetap akan dapat  attrack kita orang..sbb korang dah ada juru make up khas..sapa..?of course la setan...buat2 xtaw plak..so pandai2 la korang jaga diri korang...kita orang xbleh nk jaga korang..sbb blom tentu lg korang tu tulang rusuk kita orang...bagi aku,aku hanya nk jaga korang yg btol2 tulang rusuk aku...xkesah r walau pon korang berempat,aku akan jaga gak...hahahaha....
























mana yang lagi ayu..?well,sebab dia ni insan bernama lisa surihatiku..dua2 pom ayu..tp of course la prefer yg pakai tudung kan..?bagi kita orang,awek wakaf ni nk buat main2 je..kawin kan,kna cari yg pakai tudung...btol tak?
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FAKE,ANTI ISLAMIC WEBSITE..

kali ni aku malas nk menaip..bukan sebab aku mmg pemalas..tp sebab broadband aku buat hal..hilang trus mood aku nk menaip....

kt bwh aku sediakan untuk korang link2 web yang kononnya laman web islam...yang ni aku copy paste je..dari facebook..lupa r sapa punya post asal...dia suh sebarkan...so,aku pom copy r bulat2 dari page hamba Allah tersebut..p sblm copy aku check dl satu dua link tersebut..mmg web yg nk pedajal islam r....so,aku pon dngn senang hatinya copy r artikel tu..ni hah artikel tu...



Syed Mohammed Uzair DANGEROUS TRICKS AGAINST ISLAM - BEWARE OF THE FOLLOWING WEBSITES


Assalaamu 'Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakaatuhu,


COULD YOU FORWARD AN EMAIL TO SAVE YOUR RELIGION?


Please send this message to every Muslim you know... ASAP! 


If you don't... A Muslim somewhere in the world could be receiving false information about Islam. So prevent that from happening. !PLEASE! 


<span>Beware of the following websites: </span>







These sites have been developed by Jews . Who Intentionally are spreading wrong information about the QURAN , the HADITH and ISLAM itself. 


? Please spread this information To all the Muslim brothers and sisters around the world. The list of traced 

anti- Islamic websites, about Islam are: 


1. http://www.islamreview.com/ This site has posted fake stories of how Muslims converted to Christianity. How do I know? Read the following excerpt from one of the stories: First the 'convert' says: (emphasis added) In the end, I managed to convince my mother, as it was for Allah and I joined the Islamic College. Having graduated as an ustaz, I was soon posted to my neighbourhood? And then: My trip to Mecca for the Haj (pilgrimage) was tiring but eventful. I did not have the rare opportunity to see inside the holy Kabah and the holy idols inside, which Prophet Muhammud had helped to place, as explained in Bukhari's Hadith An Ustaz (scholar) in Islaamic Studies is saying that there are idols inside the Kabah and that too placed by Muhammad (saw) himself!?!?! This clearly shows that the author is deliberately trying to spread misinformation about Islaam and wants to convey to possible reverts to Islaam that it is religion of idol worship. In fact most of the Christian sites use this tactic of false convert stories but it's not always possible to prove it 



AlhamduliLlaah I was able to catch another site posting fake stories of Muslims leaving Islaam. See the false information imparted here. That the attempt is deliberate is known through the claim that the 'convert' has done detailed study about the topic.. For Islamic Education, I had to study about marriage in detail to do well. So, I learnt all the stuff and got the highest grade anyone can get for Islamic Education. And guess what? Because I know it so well, I know that there is a lot of discrimination against women in Islam. Things like a father and grandfather can marry a girl/woman to whomever they want even if the girl/woman doesn't want to marry that person? In addition, I learned things like women couldn't be witnesses in Syariah Courts and things like that 

. The first point here is a total lie whereas the second is a distorted version of the truth.....



Here's yet another extract from a false convert story aimed at spreading misinformation about Islaam. As I started thinking about my life and the Quran, I realized all Muslims, even the prophet Muhammad, would go to Hell for certain sins they committed in their lifetime. This is a common ploy of the Christian Missionaries. They first inform gullible victims that Jesus (God) is Love and just by believing in the Crucifixion, you will be assured of Paradise . Whereas the concept of God in Islaam is so harsh that no one will be spared from Hell and that even Prophet Muhammad (saw) was not sure of where he would end up. For this purpose they quote an ayat of the Qur'aan out of context. Here there have gone a step further by saying that even our beloved Prophet (saw) would have to go through hell. Nothing could be further from the truth. Anti Islaamic Sites under misleading names 




Anti Islaamic Sites apparent even by name 




Always check the source of any Islamic web site even if it is very convincing 



<span>A FAKE AMERICAN QUR'AN (The FURQAN QUR'AN) :</span>




? ? PLEASE DO NOT ignore this. FORWARD this to as many Muslims as you can. The new AMERICAN Qur'an: a dangerous trick. 


A new Quran is being distributed in Kuwait , titled 'The True Furqan'. It is being described as the verses of the Shaytan and Al-Furqan weekly magazine has found out 


that the two American printing companies; 'Omega 2001' and 'Wine Press' are involved in the publishing of 

' 


The True Furqan ', a book which has also been titled 

' 

The 21st Century Qur'an '! It is over 366 pages and is in both the Arabic and English languages...it is being distributed to our children in Kuwait in the private English schools! 


The book contains 77 Surats, which include Al-Fatiha, Al-Jana and Al-Injil. Instead of Bismillah, each Surat begins with a longer version of this incorporating the Christian belief of the three spirits. 


And this so called Qur'an opposes many Islamic beliefs. In one of its verses it describes having more than one wife as fornication, divorce being non-permissible and it uses a new system for the sharing out of the will, opposing the current one. It states that Jihad is HARAM.


This book even goes as far as attacking God Almighty Allah! 


All this is poisoning our children at approx. $3. 


Brothers and Sisters please make sure you forward this email to as many people as possible so that we can stop this dangerous trick..... 


May Allah reward you.. Ameen


bnyk kan...?sampai naik jenuh aku nk baca..tp,pasal bnda ni berkait dngn hal ehwal agama aku,iaitu ISLAM,maka aku pom baca r gak....harap korang hati-hati r...jngn nmpk web tu ada tulis islam je,korang trus percaya...klu xyakin,tanya pada orang yg yakin dl...
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'Sandwich kosong' untuk pelajar, sardin lesap

Kanak-kanak sekolah yang dijanjikan roti sandwich sardin tetapi hanya dibekalkan dua keping roti dengan marjerin.

Perkara itu didedahkan dalam laporan Ketua Auditor Negara 2009 yang mendapati Rancangan Makanan Tambahan oleh kerajaan tidak menepati apa yang serpatutnya seperti yang berlaku di SK Jeroco di Lahad Datu.

Selain sardin,sandwich yang dijanjikan itu sepatutnya juga mempunyai timun, tomato dan salad, tetapi kanak-kanak itu cuma dibekalkan dengan marjerin.

Selain SK Jeroco, pembekal makanan di lima sekolah rendah yang lainj sekitar Malaysia juga didapati membekalkan kualiti makanan yang jauh lebih rendah daripada menu yang dicadangkan mengikut Rancangan Makanan Tambahan di sekolah-sekolah.

"Selepas maklum-balas daripada pakar pemakanan daripada jabatan pemakanan, Kementerian Kesihatan, kami dapati makanan daripada menu yang dibekalkan boleh menyebabkan pemakanan yang tak seimbang dan akan membantutkan perkembangan fizikal dan mental kanak-kanak,” petik laporan Ketua Audit Negara itu.---malaysiakini


kah kah kah..nostalgik gler time aku bace laporan tu...teringat time kt asrama dl...

aku xnk komen lbh2 psl makanan time tu..sbb korang(yg pernah tggl kt asrama) pon taw kan macam mana dia punya rasa..well,xbaik kutuk2 makanan..rezeki tu..klu sdp,mkn..xsedap,diam..!

ni crita time menu btukar..menu sblh pagi..ada ke patut diorang(phk dwn mkn) bagi kita orang(student) mkn cococrunch..kah kah kah..dah tu beli yg timbang punya..tambah plak ngan susu segar(?)...kah kah kah..maw xmengamuk kita orang..lps tu,punya la meeting..nk mntk tukar menu...diorang ckp,xbleh tkr..kementerian dah tetapkan...well,skrang ni sapa yg nk makan..?kementerian ke kita orang...?of course la kita orang kan..

so last2 skali dpt gak tkr menu tu..klu xsilap gnti ngan nasi lemak...kononnye nasi lemak..tp aku rase nasi standard je..tmbh ikan bilis 2 3 ekor,telur rebus setepek...hahaha...

menu ganti
moral of the storie..siapa yg berkuasa..?student atau kementerian..?--klu lbh
mendalam lagi,siapa yg berkuasa..?rakyat atau pemerintah..?pikir2 kan lah....
cococrunch yg kitaorang hancurkan..
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ANTARA LAGENDA BUDAK SETAN,ASMARA DAN ........

korang tentu dah tengok crita lagenda budak setan tu kan..?best x crita tu..?kompom r best..farid kamil ngan lisa surihani tuu...




pastu plak skrang ni,tngh hot(?) kt tv3 crita asmara...gandingan mantap dua pelakon yang aku xkenal...huhuhu...



korang rse la kan,dalam realiti wujud x elemen2 cintan cintun dalam 2 crita tu?

bagi aku,crita lagenda budak setan tu mgkn xlogik...punya la si kasyah tu brubah dari setan trus jd dewa sebabkan cinta(?)nya kpd si ayu...hahaha...cintakah itu..?bagi aku itu xlebih setakat nafsu je...pastu sggp plak tggu bertaun-taun menagih 'cinta' ayu..?hahahah...agak2 kan,bf korang ada x yg mcm ni?


Asmara....aku xpernah tngk lagi crita ni..just tngk iklan je...crita psl mamat tu jadi pak sanggup...yg pasal jd pak sanggup ni aku rase dlm realiti ni agak logik r...why?sebab laki ngan pompuan xleh kawal nafsu serakah...simple kan...tambah2 plak,pompuan 2 pompuan wakaf...xtaw anak sapa yg dikandung..nk tk nk,salah sorang yg berkemungkinan membuntingkan pompuan 2,kna la jd pak sanggup...

well...kenapa aku bercrita pasal bnda mengarut ni..?

sebenarnya aku nk relate ngan realiti kt dewan mata aku ni...kisah sedih(?) yg bertujuan utk mmberi pedoman..bkn utk mengaibkan...

aku ada seorang sahabat..dia ni boleh tahan r..rajin,alim,pendiam....kire boleh jd jejaka pilihan gak r...dah tu blajar plak di sekolah agama...suara dia,ya Allah,klu jd imam,bilal memang mengkhusyukkan makmum r...
tapi baru2 ni,aku dapat brita sahabat aku ni terpaksa bernikah ngan sorang minah wakaf...kesian..pompuan tu bunting..anak sapa,xtaw r..tp di sebabkn sikap btgggjwb sahabat aku ni,dia sggp jd pak sanggup....kesian...sedih x..?

so,apa kaitannya ngan crita lagenda budak setan dan asmara...yg asmara 2,tntu korang da nmpk kan..tp apa kena mengena ngan crita lisa surihani ni plak....?well,klu korang bleh nmpk,dalam filem,bdk setan jd dewa...tp realitinya dewa yg jd bdk setan...

orang yg ada ilmu,tp bleh jgk terjebat ngan nafsu serakah....(sedap je kutuk org..)
sebenarnya,semakin dekat kte dngn Allah,semakin kuat bisikan dan godaan syaitan...
yang dah kompom jht,syaitan dah xkacau sngt dah..setan usha ckt2 je..tkt dpt hidayah..

well,korang tngk jari korang tu....
ibaratkan jari telunjuk tu ilmu yg korang timba..
jari hantu tu plak korang ibaratkan sebagai nafsu...
so..?so,walau sebanyak mana,setinggi mna ilmu yang korang ada,korang kne r ingt,nafsu akan sentiasa melebihi korang...

moral of the storie..jngn bongkak ngan ilmu yg ada...jngn ikutkan sngt nafsu serakah korang...jngn pernah korang usha minah wakaf,takut kna jd pak snggup...well,xde sape bleh predict masa depan.kte xtaw apa mgkn berlaku..seterusnya,jngn dihina org yg pernah melakukan kesilapan...(mcm la korang xpenah buat clap,nk hina2 org..)..dan last skali,crita melayu xde r teruk sngt....


p/s:setiap org ptt diberi peluang utk perbaiki diri,bertaubat dan mjadi lebih baik...bagi aku,orang yg berusaha memperbaiki diri dr kekhilafan lampau lebih mulia dari org yg hanya taw mengutuk,mcaci maki tanpa mbuka peluang utk mereka berubah...




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